beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

(via anicream)

unclefather:

Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness

(via fake-mermaid)

landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

(via stability)

tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

(via sextnoise)

oxigenio-dapalavra:

 But we are different, you dream of everlasting love. Not me. Because what really matters is to live. And if we do, there will be nothing to forgive. But I’ll forgive you anyway.

 - Ginger and Rosa.

(via credit)

avolating:

If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying

(via notpefect)

acidic-m0on:

grunge-delrey:

thelandofgodsandmonsterrs:

darksoul-s:

✡Lucifer’s Leader✡

† deadly dreams †

Don’t Confess None of Your Sins 


✖️ lick my grunge lollipop
✖️

bewbin:

thugdating:

What do straight boys text each other about is what I wanna know

image

(via guy)

thurdsay:

*has tumblr open in three tabs*

(via pizza)

xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

(via sloth-grunge)

tea-and-tumblr:

snorlaxatives:

i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2

"wow this trench sucks #didnazithatcoming"

(via bullied)

oknope:

people who think i’m attractive:

  1. my mom
  2. nobody
  3. nobody
  4. no one 

(via unescapable)

nowimthevillain:

awesomephilia:

an octopus is just a wet spider

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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