bitchesgetshitdone:

I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card

Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?

(via fuckinq)

deadgilberts:

the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the island in lost and started drawing different diagrams on the board and ranting about his fan theories and everybody just went with it and raised their hands for him like he was the teacher and that was the class. 

(via cramp)

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via guy)

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

(via ugly)

miscaitlin:

teachers put the ass in assignments

(via enlarging)

darrynek:

*tries to be funny and gets assassinated*

(via enlarging)

darrynek:

*tries to be funny and gets assassinated*

(via poetic)

dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

image

(via relahvant)

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

(via ugly)

phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

(via frekcle)

brxkenpetal:

it was dark and i was over, until you kissed my lips and you saved me

(via brxkenpetal)

darrynek:

i threw a party once.  threw it really far.  like 200 feet

(via officialprinceharry)